Podshambles 58: Barrel Man & Wigglin’ Gervers (World Cup Special)

The World Shamblecup rears it’s Podball head once more as all the big ball teams fight it out for ultimate cool foot supremacy. It’s gonna be the best World Cups since Cast time we reckon.

THIS TIME: All-round Footfans Paddy & Laurie take it to the bridge with all the World Class predictions you could ever want from two definitely cool guys on a podcast. GOSH DARN THERE’S SPORTS! This episode has got it all! Is Paddy the catch of the day or just an angry crab? Will Laurie host his patented Football Megaquiz? How many goals will Putin score with his magic, magic tricks? Which footballer is a Horcrux?

Hide your pillows, be mindful of the surplus of bees, and keep an eye on world famous football puppeteer Tiny Ballman – it’s Podshambles 58.

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Keep your eyes on our balls,

P&L xxx

Podshambles 56: The Dane Bane

Welcome to the Shamblerace. Wanna go Caster? Jump on my Hot Pod. Then we can win the race and save the community centre or something equally underdoggish.

THIS TIME: After another unintentional hiatus – Podshambles returns with even more fleek (am I using that right?). Paddy has discovered Gilmore Girls and it’s quite literally thrown his life into disarray, Laurie is unimpressed with Faraway Phil, and the under-appreciated duo finally take aim at those that deserve it most – Brewdog.

Is Laurie a conspiracy theorist? Will Paddy manage to launch whatsthecommotion-suntanlotion.com? Are you going to leave us reviews?

The answers to all these questions are contained within – it’s Podshambles 56.

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Keep one eye on your tuckus, and another on your rump.

P&L XX

 

Podshambles 55: My Dad Kills Boys

“How do you like your Pod in the morning? I like mine with a Cast. Shambled or fried? I’m satisfied as long as I get my Cast.”

THIS TIME: Crow Boy is back. When did he leave? Who is he? Never you mind, he’s back and that’s all that matters. Laurie disapproves of Dave Grohl’s Catholicism, Paddy faces a morale quandary with a naughty sexwizard, and the pair of Shamblepiglets are pitted against each other in brand new section ‘Character Assassination’.

Is Laurie lying about janitors? Is Paddy really just Crow Boy? Will you review us on iTunes? Find out – deep inside Podshambles.

#PaddyPodAss // #LozzPodAss

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Never stop foraging, brave foragers.

P&L XX

 

Podshambles 53: Platypus Havoc

The ONLY place on the internet where you can hear 100% official MC Funky Bantam coverage, all day, all the time, ALL PODSHAMBLES.

On this week’s perfectly spherical pod, Laurie’s got some stupid stories about dating, pants and sex pests, some of which may have been made up, Paddy’s off to Spain to bother the locals and steal iberico ham by the truckload, and Melvin the Melf continues his yak-based adventures.

Should you watch porn on the tube? What kind of sandpaper is the best to wipe your butt with? Will Blind Belinda escape the evil designs of some large weasels? This and many more questions remain POSSIBLY UNANSWERED on the Nation’s Favourite Bullshit Podcast – it’s Podshambles.

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Keep your Bantams funky and the beats fresh,

P&L x

Podshambles 52: Deep Resentment

We’ve hit the Shamblegym, but which Podybuilder will be the Cast man standing?

THIS TIME: Laurie takes command as Dungeon Master, introducing Melvin the Melf into a whole new Choose Your Own Adventure chapter, Paddy is overthrown as MP of Shambles West, and we get to bamboozling with a whole new edition of Riddle-Me-Ree These Stories Three. WITH BRAND NEW JINGLES.

Will Laurie betray sex for Pokemon? Will Paddy tame the yak? How long can two people talk about buses? Find out now – it’s Podshambles.

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Lots and lots of smiles, lovely lovely smiles,

P&L x

Podshambles 51: Gull Panic

The Podcows aren’t being put out to Casture just yet! There’s plenty more audio-milk in these Shambleteets.

THIS TIME: Laurie rolls the dice on the world of board games, Paddy learns some new words and uses them semi-correctly, and we take another crack at the surprisingly well-received Storytelling Challenge – back by popular demand.

Is Laurie’s Dad pro-skater Tony Hawk? Is Paddy a qualified horseback archer? How many gulls is too many gulls? Find out now – it’s Podshambles.

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Nick our chips and shit on our heads,
P&L xx

Podshambles 49: Snake People

The Podgy little Shameblepigs have created a Casterpiece in the form of a Podcast (or so our sources say). Prepare your butts (/ears).

THIS TIME: Paddy gets real about the application of baboons in animal warfare, Laurie gets super real about the fallibility of human memory, and a conversation about whether or not one quarter of the population are in fact Snake People gets way, way too real.

Viva your La Vidas, stop Holla-ing back girl, and for once in your life Dream a Little Dream of Me – it’s Podshambles 49.

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Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX (AKA The Picklers)

Podshambles 48: Christmas in a Pub

Episode 48 - christmas in the pub

Cast! The Herald Angels Sing – Glory To The Shamble King(s). After all – it came uPOD a midnight clear (that one was tough but hey it’s Christmas so…fine).

Once again, as is tradition, it is CHRISTMAS. Thus we bring you a very special festive Podshambles LIVE from a pub. Recorded in Oxford in between Laurie’s rampant shopping and Paddy’s maniacal gigging, we present to you a conversation between two best friends in a pub at Christmas. Paddy confuses fishermen with carpenters for ages, Laurie explains the difference between ‘cooking’ and ‘burning’, and we introduce our brand new holiday which may or may not be entirely based on the mythology of Joan Cusack (praise be unto her).

Wrap your Christingles, drug Gran’s sherry, and relentlessly feed each other pudding – it’s Podshambles 48.

WE HOPE YULE-IKE IT. YOU LIKE IT. YULE. GET IT.

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Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 47: The Small Council

Podshambles 47: The Small Council is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

The Shamblexam results are back from the Poderators. Congratulations – you Cast. Now you can finally follow your dreams and become a qualified cannon instructor.

What happens in this episode? WELL LET ME TELL YOU. Laurie manages to read Glamour magazine for a surprisingly long time, Paddy is faced with his last day on Earth, Laurie then considers moving to Berlin and Paddy decides that most of his important memories are just about Babe: Pig In The City. Also featuring a guest appearance from everyone’s favourite miniature government – The Small Council.

Pour yourself a Guinness, then poison it, then give it Awful Peter – it’s Podshambles 47.

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Celebration enjoy,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 46: Weasel Wiggle

Podshambles 46: Weasel Wiggle is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

Pod guys always finish Cast in the Shamblerace of Life. From now until the end of days – we accept our fate.

This time in glorified audio-mess world: Paddy recalls the true meaning of Bonfire Night, Laurie is awkward at parties and the pair of hapless dreamers discuss who will win the dystopian future tech war. Will it be Frenguins? Or will it be BroBots? You decide (you don’t get to decide).

Pry open your coffins, set fire to the rain and snuggle into your nests – it’s Podshambles 46.

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This is definitely not a trap,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX