Podshambles 58: Barrel Man & Wigglin’ Gervers (World Cup Special)

The World Shamblecup rears it’s Podball head once more as all the big ball teams fight it out for ultimate cool foot supremacy. It’s gonna be the best World Cups since Cast time we reckon.

THIS TIME: All-round Footfans Paddy & Laurie take it to the bridge with all the World Class predictions you could ever want from two definitely cool guys on a podcast. GOSH DARN THERE’S SPORTS! This episode has got it all! Is Paddy the catch of the day or just an angry crab? Will Laurie host his patented Football Megaquiz? How many goals will Putin score with his magic, magic tricks? Which footballer is a Horcrux?

Hide your pillows, be mindful of the surplus of bees, and keep an eye on world famous football puppeteer Tiny Ballman – it’s Podshambles 58.

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Keep your eyes on our balls,

P&L xxx

Podshambles 56: The Dane Bane

Welcome to the Shamblerace. Wanna go Caster? Jump on my Hot Pod. Then we can win the race and save the community centre or something equally underdoggish.

THIS TIME: After another unintentional hiatus – Podshambles returns with even more fleek (am I using that right?). Paddy has discovered Gilmore Girls and it’s quite literally thrown his life into disarray, Laurie is unimpressed with Faraway Phil, and the under-appreciated duo finally take aim at those that deserve it most – Brewdog.

Is Laurie a conspiracy theorist? Will Paddy manage to launch whatsthecommotion-suntanlotion.com? Are you going to leave us reviews?

The answers to all these questions are contained within – it’s Podshambles 56.

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Keep one eye on your tuckus, and another on your rump.

P&L XX

 

Podshambles 52: Deep Resentment

We’ve hit the Shamblegym, but which Podybuilder will be the Cast man standing?

THIS TIME: Laurie takes command as Dungeon Master, introducing Melvin the Melf into a whole new Choose Your Own Adventure chapter, Paddy is overthrown as MP of Shambles West, and we get to bamboozling with a whole new edition of Riddle-Me-Ree These Stories Three. WITH BRAND NEW JINGLES.

Will Laurie betray sex for Pokemon? Will Paddy tame the yak? How long can two people talk about buses? Find out now – it’s Podshambles.

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Lots and lots of smiles, lovely lovely smiles,

P&L x

Podshambles 50 (Part One): Whatever’s in the Fridge

And finally, the Poducers of the show would like the give a huge thank you to the Cast. Without them, this whole Shambledisaster would not be possible. Give it up for them! *RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE AND MANY MEDALS*

THIS TIME: It’s our 50th birthday (or something) we’re hitting the true bucket list – 50 Things To Do Before You’re 50. It’s mega. Will Laurie find Marilyn Monroe’s ashes? Will Paddy find and burn a Monarch? And will the star-crossed Shamblers EVER make it to the market in Chichicastenango, Guatemala? Find flimsy answers to these questions and more in PART ONE of our mega-special-episode!

Alert the town crier, sound the alarm, and fight your way onto live television to spread the word – it’s Podshambles.

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Big birthday bollocks to you,

P&L x

Podshambles 49: Snake People

The Podgy little Shameblepigs have created a Casterpiece in the form of a Podcast (or so our sources say). Prepare your butts (/ears).

THIS TIME: Paddy gets real about the application of baboons in animal warfare, Laurie gets super real about the fallibility of human memory, and a conversation about whether or not one quarter of the population are in fact Snake People gets way, way too real.

Viva your La Vidas, stop Holla-ing back girl, and for once in your life Dream a Little Dream of Me – it’s Podshambles 49.

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Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX (AKA The Picklers)

Podshambles 48: Christmas in a Pub

Episode 48 - christmas in the pub

Cast! The Herald Angels Sing – Glory To The Shamble King(s). After all – it came uPOD a midnight clear (that one was tough but hey it’s Christmas so…fine).

Once again, as is tradition, it is CHRISTMAS. Thus we bring you a very special festive Podshambles LIVE from a pub. Recorded in Oxford in between Laurie’s rampant shopping and Paddy’s maniacal gigging, we present to you a conversation between two best friends in a pub at Christmas. Paddy confuses fishermen with carpenters for ages, Laurie explains the difference between ‘cooking’ and ‘burning’, and we introduce our brand new holiday which may or may not be entirely based on the mythology of Joan Cusack (praise be unto her).

Wrap your Christingles, drug Gran’s sherry, and relentlessly feed each other pudding – it’s Podshambles 48.

WE HOPE YULE-IKE IT. YOU LIKE IT. YULE. GET IT.

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Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 47: The Small Council

Podshambles 47: The Small Council is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

The Shamblexam results are back from the Poderators. Congratulations – you Cast. Now you can finally follow your dreams and become a qualified cannon instructor.

What happens in this episode? WELL LET ME TELL YOU. Laurie manages to read Glamour magazine for a surprisingly long time, Paddy is faced with his last day on Earth, Laurie then considers moving to Berlin and Paddy decides that most of his important memories are just about Babe: Pig In The City. Also featuring a guest appearance from everyone’s favourite miniature government – The Small Council.

Pour yourself a Guinness, then poison it, then give it Awful Peter – it’s Podshambles 47.

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Celebration enjoy,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 46: Weasel Wiggle

Podshambles 46: Weasel Wiggle is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

Pod guys always finish Cast in the Shamblerace of Life. From now until the end of days – we accept our fate.

This time in glorified audio-mess world: Paddy recalls the true meaning of Bonfire Night, Laurie is awkward at parties and the pair of hapless dreamers discuss who will win the dystopian future tech war. Will it be Frenguins? Or will it be BroBots? You decide (you don’t get to decide).

Pry open your coffins, set fire to the rain and snuggle into your nests – it’s Podshambles 46.

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This is definitely not a trap,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 45: A Stitch In Time Will Kill You

Podshambles 45: A Stitch In Time Will Kill You is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

Mind your Shamblepockets, as the Castful Podger is on the loose and oh boy does he loves rifling. Yes, it’s an Oliver reference. Deal with it, world.

Paddy makes a life-changing discovery based on a certain American Hip-Hop artist, Laurie delves into the brand new works of a certain Little Wychwell based author, and the bingbongbuddies get a little misty eyed when talking about death. Oh and there’s a gooseboat.

Poach those eggs, pearl that wisdom and run into oncoming traffic – It’s Podshambles 45.

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Stoats & Weasels (armed to the teeth),

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 44: Give Us Frubes

Podshambles 44: Give Us Frubes is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

Arrest those men and place them in Podtective Castody THIS INSTANT.

The two Shamblurais are back this week with a bag full of home cooked goodies. Laurie finally gets to meet Ponyo (the lasagne blacksmith) in Choose Your Own Adventure, Paddy pitches his genetic pug/duck splice, and who would have guessed we’d end up arguing over the value of making aeroplane noises whilst running.

Shuffle awkwardly, shimmy alluringly and waggle like there’s no need for waggling – it’s Podshambles 44.

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Pips & Toodles,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX