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Podshambles 58: Barrel Man & Wigglin’ Gervers (World Cup Special)

The World Shamblecup rears it’s Podball head once more as all the big ball teams fight it out for ultimate cool foot supremacy. It’s gonna be the best World Cups since Cast time we reckon.

THIS TIME: All-round Footfans Paddy & Laurie take it to the bridge with all the World Class predictions you could ever want from two definitely cool guys on a podcast. GOSH DARN THERE’S SPORTS! This episode has got it all! Is Paddy the catch of the day or just an angry crab? Will Laurie host his patented Football Megaquiz? How many goals will Putin score with his magic, magic tricks? Which footballer is a Horcrux?

Hide your pillows, be mindful of the surplus of bees, and keep an eye on world famous football puppeteer Tiny Ballman – it’s Podshambles 58.

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Keep your eyes on our balls,

P&L xxx

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Podshambles 57: The Best Smell In Religion

Welcome, distinguished guest, to this – the best pod-based evening (or morning, if you like) that’s ever been cast into your goddamn life. Soak up those audio waves while dining on a fine menu of chat, waffle and, via that patented Podshambles Pod-Power, and for the first time ever, scent.

THIS TIME: The Podboys have got all stinky this episode as Podshambles delves into the oft-missed topic of their desert island smells. Laurie delves into his love of the musk of goalie gloves, the fact that Paddy’s into dry oranges and orange (maybe?) dryers, and both of the P-Boys agree on The Most Famous Smell In Religion (TM).

We also find time to talk about wiggling your tie, warming down versus cooling off, and having Age of Empires II on tap.

Tuck into your podpie, sup from you cast of wine, and let Podshambles 56 do the digestion for you. Yum.

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Hoist your breeches, pop out your bum and dance your little tuchus around,

P&L xxx

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Podshambles 56: The Dane Bane

Welcome to the Shamblerace. Wanna go Caster? Jump on my Hot Pod. Then we can win the race and save the community centre or something equally underdoggish.

THIS TIME: After another unintentional hiatus – Podshambles returns with even more fleek (am I using that right?). Paddy has discovered Gilmore Girls and it’s quite literally thrown his life into disarray, Laurie is unimpressed with Faraway Phil, and the under-appreciated duo finally take aim at those that deserve it most – Brewdog.

Is Laurie a conspiracy theorist? Will Paddy manage to launch whatsthecommotion-suntanlotion.com? Are you going to leave us reviews?

The answers to all these questions are contained within – it’s Podshambles 56.

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Keep one eye on your tuckus, and another on your rump.

P&L XX

 

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Podshambles 55: My Dad Kills Boys

“How do you like your Pod in the morning? I like mine with a Cast. Shambled or fried? I’m satisfied as long as I get my Cast.”

THIS TIME: Crow Boy is back. When did he leave? Who is he? Never you mind, he’s back and that’s all that matters. Laurie disapproves of Dave Grohl’s Catholicism, Paddy faces a morale quandary with a naughty sexwizard, and the pair of Shamblepiglets are pitted against each other in brand new section ‘Character Assassination’.

Is Laurie lying about janitors? Is Paddy really just Crow Boy? Will you review us on iTunes? Find out – deep inside Podshambles.

#PaddyPodAss // #LozzPodAss

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Never stop foraging, brave foragers.

P&L XX

 

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Podshambles 54: Weasel War Dance

Podshambles Episode 54: Weasel War Dance

Punch in the shamble-codes, lock on to Podsville, and fire all missiles – it’s Podshambles and it’s WAR.

This week, Paddy and Laurie are acting like goats – so climbing up into rare Moroccan trees to spit seeds at passers by. Paddy is back from holidays to Europe – remember that place? – and has some boozy boner stories, while Laurie just simply won’t believe any of it. We’ve also time to check in with everyone’s favourite fictional mountain elf, Melvin, as he dances with weasel-wolves, enjoys some murder porn and maybe levels up.

Does Paddy understand what an orange is? Is there any hope for Laurie’s schooning school? Will Melvin ever level up? Find out this week on….Podshambles. Yeah.

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May your legs be spindly and your trees a good height for spitting seeds,
P&L xxx

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Podshambles 53: Platypus Havoc

The ONLY place on the internet where you can hear 100% official MC Funky Bantam coverage, all day, all the time, ALL PODSHAMBLES.

On this week’s perfectly spherical pod, Laurie’s got some stupid stories about dating, pants and sex pests, some of which may have been made up, Paddy’s off to Spain to bother the locals and steal iberico ham by the truckload, and Melvin the Melf continues his yak-based adventures.

Should you watch porn on the tube? What kind of sandpaper is the best to wipe your butt with? Will Blind Belinda escape the evil designs of some large weasels? This and many more questions remain POSSIBLY UNANSWERED on the Nation’s Favourite Bullshit Podcast – it’s Podshambles.

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Keep your Bantams funky and the beats fresh,

P&L x

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Podshambles 52: Deep Resentment

We’ve hit the Shamblegym, but which Podybuilder will be the Cast man standing?

THIS TIME: Laurie takes command as Dungeon Master, introducing Melvin the Melf into a whole new Choose Your Own Adventure chapter, Paddy is overthrown as MP of Shambles West, and we get to bamboozling with a whole new edition of Riddle-Me-Ree These Stories Three. WITH BRAND NEW JINGLES.

Will Laurie betray sex for Pokemon? Will Paddy tame the yak? How long can two people talk about buses? Find out now – it’s Podshambles.

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Lots and lots of smiles, lovely lovely smiles,

P&L x

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Podshambles 51: Gull Panic

The Podcows aren’t being put out to Casture just yet! There’s plenty more audio-milk in these Shambleteets.

THIS TIME: Laurie rolls the dice on the world of board games, Paddy learns some new words and uses them semi-correctly, and we take another crack at the surprisingly well-received Storytelling Challenge – back by popular demand.

Is Laurie’s Dad pro-skater Tony Hawk? Is Paddy a qualified horseback archer? How many gulls is too many gulls? Find out now – it’s Podshambles.

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Nick our chips and shit on our heads,
P&L xx

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Podshambles 50 (Part Two): Waft Check

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What’s a couple of Pods between Casts, eh? We’re all Shamblebuddies here.

THIS TIME: Paddy & Laurie (the human equivalents of Restless Leg Syndrome) embark on a Choose Your Own Adventure concocted by our very own Wing Commander Havelock, which puts Paddy in the seat of…well…being Laurie for a day. TURNS OUT IT’S REALLY DIFFICULT and Paddy is a large part of that difficulty. There may also be a few returning characters from own dark and shadowed past that you may (or more likely may not) be happy to see back in our proverbial ear-saddle.

Here lies the end of our 50 episode extravaganza. Light up your novelty candles, blow your questionable trumpets and dance the dance of a thousand ducks – it’s Podshambles.

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Another pair of beautiful birthday balls to all  of you and yours,

P&L x

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Podshambles 50 (Part One): Whatever’s in the Fridge

And finally, the Poducers of the show would like the give a huge thank you to the Cast. Without them, this whole Shambledisaster would not be possible. Give it up for them! *RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE AND MANY MEDALS*

THIS TIME: It’s our 50th birthday (or something) we’re hitting the true bucket list – 50 Things To Do Before You’re 50. It’s mega. Will Laurie find Marilyn Monroe’s ashes? Will Paddy find and burn a Monarch? And will the star-crossed Shamblers EVER make it to the market in Chichicastenango, Guatemala? Find flimsy answers to these questions and more in PART ONE of our mega-special-episode!

Alert the town crier, sound the alarm, and fight your way onto live television to spread the word – it’s Podshambles.

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Big birthday bollocks to you,

P&L x