Podshambles 55: My Dad Kills Boys

“How do you like your Pod in the morning? I like mine with a Cast. Shambled or fried? I’m satisfied as long as I get my Cast.”

THIS TIME: Crow Boy is back. When did he leave? Who is he? Never you mind, he’s back and that’s all that matters. Laurie disapproves of Dave Grohl’s Catholicism, Paddy faces a morale quandary with a naughty sexwizard, and the pair of Shamblepiglets are pitted against each other in brand new section ‘Character Assassination’.

Is Laurie lying about janitors? Is Paddy really just Crow Boy? Will you review us on iTunes? Find out – deep inside Podshambles.

#PaddyPodAss // #LozzPodAss

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Never stop foraging, brave foragers.

P&L XX

 

What’s happening in the next month

Every now and then we like to update you, kind listeners and watchers, on the current status of our Shambleplans. When you’re lucky. And we remember too.

As it happens we’ve got some pretty damn exciting ideas scurrying around our Podbrains for the month of August, and luckily – for you – we remembered that we should tell you about them. So:

The first vital part of our upcoming Shamblemachinations is that Paddy is away for August. The fucker. But don’t worry! You can find him in Edinburgh performing as Jonny and the Baptists his latest rag-time Vaudeville showcase EAT THE POOR almost every day, if you’re there. I saw the previews in London this week and it’s properly excellent – a look at the growing divide in wealth and social strata in our world that made me have a proper think afterwards. Oh, and it’s hilarious in the meantime. You can buy tickets right here if you’d like.

Don’t be upset, though! Stop that wailing and gnashing of teeth, for goodness sake! We’ve got loads of treats for you!

Part two of the plan is that we have TWO PODCASTS READY TO GO KLAXON! Episode 43 will drop at the beginning of next week, while episode 44 is already in the can. We’ll also be recording episode 45 remotely while Paddy’s entertaining the pictish hordes, so that’ll follow soon after. Make sure you are subscribed on iTunes here and keeping your peepers peeled on Acast here to get the new episodes as soon as they’re released.

Part three of our butt-shatteringly brilliant strategy is to unleash some MORE YOUTUBE VIDEOS on your unsuspecting asses right away! First, we’ll be continuing our Twilight Princess playthrough and seeing throug the quest of fair young Dweebles to it’s natural conclusion (loads of rupees, elementally-themed temples and a final boss battle almost certainly with Ganon). We’ll also be starting a NEW SERIES set in Minecraft – yes, that brand new smash hit game Minecraft that people definitely haven’t been playing for the past 10 years. Those will both be up over the next few days – point your browsers at our YouTube channel THIS IS A SHAMBLES right now and SUBSCRIBE to get the latest updates.

Phew. I need a sit down. And a quick waterfowl break. There’s just TOO MUCH CRACKING STUFF.

Here’s the plan again, quickly, in case you forgot:

  1. See Paddy’s show EAT THE POOR
  2. Wildly anticipate not 1, not 4, not 17 but 3 WHOLE PODCAST EPISODES coming soon
  3. Bloody hell mate you want more stuff well why not WAIT FOR SOME NEW YOUTUBE VIDEOS including some MINECRAFT

Have an excellent August and we’ll see you soon.

Love, butts and monkeys,

P&L x

Podshambles 42: Woops! There Go My Genitals

Podshambles 42: Woops! There Go My Genitals is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

Bread and butter Podding please – and don’t hold back on the Castard! Immediate edit: I’m convinced this counts as a pun. C’mon guys it’s been 42 episodes and I have to be honest I am running on empty when it comes to puns that contain rhymes for both Pod and Cast.

The Shambiblical prophets return with word of a podcast. Be prepared for Paddy’s new game ‘Where’s Dad?’, get ready for Laurie/Flagon’s new friend Russo Alicante, and hold onto your butts for the weirdest game of Would You Rather you are likely to hear this week/lifetime/butts.

Lick your fingers, remember your regrets and cry into your casserole – it’s Podshambles.

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Start using the word ‘Dickvalve’,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 38: Of Love And Tetanus (Christmas Special)

T’was the night before Shambles, when all through the Pod, not a creature was Casting, not even a Shambles.

Except they were – the creatures that is. Laurie and Paddy. They were casting. Podcasting. Podshambles.

Anyway.

IT’S CHRISTMAS and so here is a special extended Podshambles just for you. Paddy questions whether or not the ham has gone off, Laurie surprises everyone with the introduction of his new character ‘Good Will’, and the Shamblecubs embark on a festive adventure through Victorian London to find the perfect goose.

Pull up your stockings, peel a clementine, and stop touching Blitzen – This is a Shamchristblesmas.

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Merry Christmas and to all a good fruitbear.

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 33: Shambles & Dragons (Live From A Farm)

NEW EPISODE KLAXON. It’s all gone a bit fantastical this week at Shambleville U.S.A (Pod-ulation: Cast) as Paddy & Laurie take a weekend away together to – you guessed it – play Dungeons & Dragons.

There will be dogs. There will be hangovers. There will be Two-Handed Bearded Axes of Gnoll-Slaying +1. You better get your D20s out as this podcast is about to get critical.

This also marks the start of us being AS REGULAR AS A BOWEL MOVEMENT/fortnightly wank. We will be releasing an episode every two weeks, with you late Tuesday Night/Early Wednesday. Everything is kicking off.

You can listen to it on Acast by clicking below, or alternatively you can download it from iTunes by following this link: Podshambles on iTunes!

Celebrationenjoy, you Shambles. X