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On this week’s perfectly spherical pod, Laurie’s got some stupid stories about dating, pants and sex pests, some of which may have been made up, Paddy’s off to Spain to bother the locals and steal iberico ham by the truckload, and Melvin the Melf continues his yak-based adventures.
Should you watch porn on the tube? What kind of sandpaper is the best to wipe your butt with? Will Blind Belinda escape the evil designs of some large weasels? This and many more questions remain POSSIBLY UNANSWERED on the Nation’s Favourite Bullshit Podcast – it’s Podshambles.
We’ve hit the Shamblegym, but which Podybuilder will be the Cast man standing?
THIS TIME: Laurie takes command as Dungeon Master, introducing Melvin the Melf into a whole new Choose Your Own Adventure chapter, Paddy is overthrown as MP of Shambles West, and we get to bamboozling with a whole new edition of Riddle-Me-Ree These Stories Three. WITH BRAND NEW JINGLES.
Will Laurie betray sex for Pokemon? Will Paddy tame the yak? How long can two people talk about buses? Find out now – it’s Podshambles.
What’s a couple of Pods between Casts, eh? We’re all Shamblebuddies here.
THIS TIME: Paddy & Laurie (the human equivalents of Restless Leg Syndrome) embark on a Choose Your Own Adventure concocted by our very own Wing Commander Havelock, which puts Paddy in the seat of…well…being Laurie for a day. TURNS OUT IT’S REALLY DIFFICULT and Paddy is a large part of that difficulty. There may also be a few returning characters from own dark and shadowed past that you may (or more likely may not) be happy to see back in our proverbial ear-saddle.
Here lies the end of our 50 episode extravaganza. Light up your novelty candles, blow your questionable trumpets and dance the dance of a thousand ducks – it’s Podshambles.
Podshambles 44: Give Us Frubes is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:
Arrest those men and place them in Podtective Castody THIS INSTANT.
The two Shamblurais are back this week with a bag full of home cooked goodies. Laurie finally gets to meet Ponyo (the lasagne blacksmith) in Choose Your Own Adventure, Paddy pitches his genetic pug/duck splice, and who would have guessed we’d end up arguing over the value of making aeroplane noises whilst running.
Shuffle awkwardly, shimmy alluringly and waggle like there’s no need for waggling – it’s Podshambles 44.
Podshambles 43: 100% Physical Intensity is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:
Let’s step up to the Podium and broadCast this mess, eh?
The Shambled-Eggs (Paddy & Laurie // egg friends 4 life) bring you this special bulletin (episode 43) and phwowsers it’s a dingaling. In this instalment: Laurie weighs up whether or not goats are our new best friends, Paddy eats six fabs and is continually surprised by horses, and the two cherubic wangers face off against Harkson, Mammond & Clay – three men who are definitely not based on the former cast of Top Gear.
Throw caution to the wind, flail wildly and die inside – it’s Podshambles 43.
Podshambles 42: Woops! There Go My Genitals is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:
Bread and butter Podding please – and don’t hold back on the Castard! Immediate edit: I’m convinced this counts as a pun. C’mon guys it’s been 42 episodes and I have to be honest I am running on empty when it comes to puns that contain rhymes for both Pod and Cast.
The Shambiblical prophets return with word of a podcast. Be prepared for Paddy’s new game ‘Where’s Dad?’, get ready for Laurie/Flagon’s new friend Russo Alicante, and hold onto your butts for the weirdest game of Would You Rather you are likely to hear this week/lifetime/butts.
Lick your fingers, remember your regrets and cry into your casserole – it’s Podshambles.
T’was the night before Shambles, when all through the Pod, not a creature was Casting, not even a Shambles.
Except they were – the creatures that is. Laurie and Paddy. They were casting. Podcasting. Podshambles.
Anyway.
IT’S CHRISTMAS and so here is a special extended Podshambles just for you. Paddy questions whether or not the ham has gone off, Laurie surprises everyone with the introduction of his new character ‘Good Will’, and the Shamblecubs embark on a festive adventure through Victorian London to find the perfect goose.
Pull up your stockings, peel a clementine, and stop touching Blitzen – This is a Shamchristblesmas.
Podshambles 35: Finger Of Fudge is now OUT. Here is what to expect:
Poddy (Poddy) / The little man in the red and yellow Cast.
That’s right – we’re now at the point where I’m crowbarring Noddy references into descriptions as there are only so many words that rhyme/half-rhyme with pod, cast, or podcast. The Shambleboots are laced this week as Paddy & Laurie take you on a journey through forgotten James Bond movies, the ever increasing pretentiousness of music genres, and what happens when you shine a torch into a lemur’s eyes. There’s even a generous dollop of Choose Your Own Adventure thrown in for good measure.
Plug in your toasters, steer clear of the bath, and dance like nobody else is dancing i.e. sit down. This is a shambles.
Oh look – a new one. ‘Podshambles 34: The Quaxon’ is out now!
Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho / It’s off to pod we cast / We’ll keep on shambling all day /long / Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho Heigh-Ho Heigh-Ho.
It’s a real honky-tonk this week in Shambalala as Paddy undergoes rigorous psychological profiling, Laurie unleashes his new theme tune and Flagon uncovers the secrets of the Orville Memorial Duck Sanctuary.
Keep your powder dry and your hats jaunty – this Turpin just got dicked.
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That’s all from us, so it’s goodbye from us and goodbye from us.
But this week it has. A little bit. It’s episode 30 of our Podshambling antics and we celebrate by revisiting some old features! Yay! We check in with Number One Fan Mauricio Pochettino and give him some otter-related tips for the new Tottenham stadium, we get some VERY overdue correspondence from a certain courier fish and, oh, what’s that? You want some Choose Your Own Adventure? Well pop this installment in your mouth hole and chew wisely, friend, chew very wisely.
Podshambles: it’s like audio treacle for your ears except less sticky and, if anything, less easy to sneak into a public place.
