Podshambles 47: The Small Council

Podshambles 47: The Small Council is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

The Shamblexam results are back from the Poderators. Congratulations – you Cast. Now you can finally follow your dreams and become a qualified cannon instructor.

What happens in this episode? WELL LET ME TELL YOU. Laurie manages to read Glamour magazine for a surprisingly long time, Paddy is faced with his last day on Earth, Laurie then considers moving to Berlin and Paddy decides that most of his important memories are just about Babe: Pig In The City. Also featuring a guest appearance from everyone’s favourite miniature government – The Small Council.

Pour yourself a Guinness, then poison it, then give it Awful Peter – it’s Podshambles 47.

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Alternatively you can click here to download on iTunes/subscribe/check out the back catalog/the loneliest people in the whole wide world are the ones you’re never going to see again.

Celebration enjoy,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 46: Weasel Wiggle

Podshambles 46: Weasel Wiggle is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

Pod guys always finish Cast in the Shamblerace of Life. From now until the end of days – we accept our fate.

This time in glorified audio-mess world: Paddy recalls the true meaning of Bonfire Night, Laurie is awkward at parties and the pair of hapless dreamers discuss who will win the dystopian future tech war. Will it be Frenguins? Or will it be BroBots? You decide (you don’t get to decide).

Pry open your coffins, set fire to the rain and snuggle into your nests – it’s Podshambles 46.

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This is definitely not a trap,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 40: Snake Oil (Season Finale)

Podshambles 40: Snake Oil (Season Finale) is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

The Podifications have been made and the results are simply flabberCasting. That’s right – it’s the end of Podshambles Season 2.

Look at how far we’ve all come – it’s actually rather astounding that we’re still here/not dead. So what better way to celebrate than an ENORMOUS Podshambles Special?

Laurie and Paddy are joined in this Podquest by soon-to-be movie star James Utechin and already-super-rad Zac Cole for a good ol’ fashioned game of Snake Oil.

We really hope you enjoy this extra-fantastic episode. Thank you all so much for your continued support of the podcast and YouTube channel.

Bring your RainbowPhone and start banging your UrgeDrum. Once more unto the breach my friends – it’s Podshambles 40.

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Aren’t friends brilliant?

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie & James & Zac XXXX

Podshambles 39: Big Wang Theory

Have a Podspoon of Castor oil and get involved – the Agents of Shamble are back from their travels and have a brand new dollop of ear fun for you.

Paddy had a run in with some of his heroes, Laurie had a roast, and we discover why 41 is the new 27.

Stock up on supplies, raise the drawbridge and brace yourself for impact. It sounds confusing because it is – it’s Podshambles.

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Alternatively you can click here to download on iTunes/subscribe/check out the back catalog/I believe in a thing called love.

Happy Valentines and so on – hooray.

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

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We’ve not been back for a while, admittedly, because we’ve been busy working away at the YOOTYOOBZ for a while! We’ve got lots of treats for you, if you’re interested…

First, our series of ‘A Goodnight Shambles’ – quick sessions where we talk utter bollocks and cursorily paying attention to a game – is up, wherein we play Hearthstone. REVEL as we talk about Paddy’s purple nips, among other treats.

Second, we’ve got some choice highlights from the podcast in the form of CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! By popular demand – well, Nigel and his rabid dog down the pub made a passing comment about it so we thought we would. We’ve already made it up to the ADVENTURE TRAIN, with more episodes shortly to follow.

And, finally, our playthrough of SUNLESS SEA continues, with crabs coming out of our arse and Liam Welton, developer at Failbetter Games, keeping us in check. We’ve had a little break but will be returning with more SOON.

That’s all for now, do SUBSCRIBE TO THE YOUTUBE CHANNEL HERE if you feel so generously inclined to do so. Also, do email, tweet or carve messages into your flesh if you a) like what we’re doing b) don’t like what we’re doing c) would like to propose some sort of excellent business plan centered around high duck fashion to us.

LOVE AND SNOGS
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Podshambles 27: Betrayal Monkey and Lie Bananas (Live From New York)

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The Podprinces have been Cast away to Shamblerica but golly gee willikers are they bouncing back!

Continue your adventures with Padcoolio and Lauradical as they brave the tundras of New York, covering everything from overzealous flag usage to why three and a half feet of bacon is apparently an appropriate substitute for bread. They’ve only bloody gone and made a YouTube channel too.

Expect ham. Or don’t. YOUR CALL.

Shambletracks: Grace Petrie says Farewell To Welfare.

Hello everybody.

It’s been a while. I know I usually say that in jest because it generally hasn’t been a while, but today I mean it. I very rarely mean things, or do I? We may never know.

So as you may have gathered from smatterings of tweets, facebook posts and Laurie’s tear-jerking (genuinely) LCD Soundsystem ‘All My Friends‘ Shambletrack – I am now in America. New York City to be precise, and I will be remaining here for the time being. Of course this has thrown a comically-sized socket-wrench into the purely metaphorical cogs of Podshambles (yeah that’s right guys – we have metaphorical cogs. Metaphorical cogs powered by FRIENDSHIP) but never fear – I’m to an extent back on the radar. It took me a good week to get used to residing out here, and I’m still very much adjusting to the intricacies of Stateside life – for instance everyone thinking I’m adorable because of my voice, the absence of soft drinks that won’t instantly kill you, or having to order ‘a pack of Marlboro Reds’ as opposed to ‘twenty Marlboro Reds’ – a conundrum which ended up with me accidentally being handed 400 hundred cigarettes by a cashier who thought I was either mental or trying to kill myself.

BUT THAT’S LIFE GUYS.

I’ve found a spare half an hour, so here we go. I was going to do something loosely based on New York City but I feel like I’ll be doing a few of those whilst I’m out here and I don’t want to just aimlessly throw something at you guys because it conveniently has the words ‘New York’ embedded in the lyrics somewhere. So I’ve chosen a song that actually means something to me.

I was asked in an interview today (that’s right – I do interviews because I am super cool) what my favourite political song was, and the answer was so blindingly obvious. Farewell To Welfare by Grace Petrie is a stand-out masterclass in just how effective and meaningful political and satirical music can be. I first gigged with Grace about three years ago and she blew me away. Her songs have so much heart and honesty that it brings a tear to the eye, and she is politically dead on – hitting points such as anti-LGBT discrimination, the victimisation of the working people and the attitudes of the husks currently running our UK government.

This goes out to everyone who gives a shit about our country and the people who live in it. Grace you are an absolute star.

Thanks for reading everyone – I’ll be back to usual soon, just need to get over some culture shock/sugar poisoning/getting hit by a big yellow taxi whilst ‘jaywalking‘ (?). You can buy the music of Grace Petrie (and more with her band ‘The Benefits Culture’) buy clicking HERE.

Big, big love and HEY IF YOU’RE IN NEW YORK GIVE ME A CALL ON 555-PADDY-NEW-YORK-PHONE-.com. I think that’s it?

Paddy XX

p.s Oh my God I actually just saw a TV advert for meow mix. I’ve wanted to see what all the fuss is about for years. Now I know. The cat even said ‘I want chicken I want liver Meow Mix Meow Mix please deliver’. IT WAS AMAZING. #meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow.

Shambletracks: Once I heard this great song by Pearl Jam.

Good day Sirs and Madams (?) – I trust the winter has not been too harsh on the crop yield? The Viscount sent word of troubles in the north, I do so hope young Timothy recovers from consumption before too long!

BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME.

Hello all – Paddy again. I’m just so predictable.

I can’t believe I have gone this long without approaching Pearl Jam as a Shambletrack. Pearl Jam are one of my all time favourite bands and I think I was struggling with choosing one song to play you. I mean, I love every song they have ever written so picking one seems like an underhanded betrayal of all the other ditties they jigwhistle. So I’ve decided to go with the first Pearl Jam song I ever heard – Once. This was the opening song of their debut album ‘Ten‘, released August 1991, and thus is the reason I heard it first. I was given the album by my first guitar teacher when I was ten (WEIRD HUH? TEN AND TENCRAZY) and I worshipped it through the medium of walkman monopolisation. If you’re not a Pearl Jam fan – I totally understand. Eddie Vedder, like many grunge frontmen, has one of those distinctive marmite voices (see: Billy Corgan, Trent Reznor, Elmo) – there’s no middle ground on opinions of him. I personally and clearly love it. Half of the time you have no idea what he’s saying, and the other half of the time you just assume it’s something excellent. HE’S AMAZING. I now have every Pearl Jam record and will never ever grow tired of them. I urge you to do the same.

PJ (abbreviated because AND WHAT) really have it all. They can be heavy as a sack of hammers (see: Even Flow), soft as a rhythmic pillow (see: Better Man) or just mad as a bag of spiders (see: the drunkest ever cover of Baba O’Riley). This is grunge music at it’s absolute zenith – may it continue to reign supreme.

Enjoy – kicks in after about 40 seconds of weird atmospheric beauty.

That’s all from me today – bit of a short one but then again so are some crusted pies, concise jokes, and the inhabitants or Ironforge.

Big Love,

Paddy XX

Shambletracks: Those Hot 8 Brass Band boys sure do know how to Sexual Healing.

Hello, and as ever, hurrah.

Today I have a challenge for you all, one that will test your mettle to its very limit and reveal your true nature – you will be forced to look into your soul and, with wide eyed acceptance, confront who you really are. That’s right guys, Shambletracks just got heavy.

Thursday’s trial by musical fire – listen to today’s track and DO NOT smile. Don’t jig, bump, sway or bounce – especially no bouncing.

I am going to make a prediction; you will fail. And that’s OK, completing today’s dastardly and outrageously difficult challenge would sound alarm bells for even the coldest amongst us.

So, what is this song; this unimaginably happy melody, this oasis of sound in a cold grey Thursday desert, this Bill Murray of a tune. Well, let me introduce you to Hot 8 Brass Band’s cover of Sexual Healing, originally, of course, by Marvin Gaye.

When it comes to this song I am completely bias, so I could be overestimating how happy it will make all of you lovely people, but for me this tune stirs up wonderful memories of my last birthday. When my friends gathered on a warm July evening to treat me to a Dirty Burger and a trip to see Chef – it sounds low key and could even sound dull, but it was a great Wednesday evening. This song capped it all off – being used in the film to add a bit of shine to one of the film’s many many happy moments (it really is an incredibly easy watch, good food, good tunes and almost no drama to speak of).

There is really very little left to say about today’s Shambletrack;  because I am pushed for time but also because that’s it, it’s simply a happy song, and a great cover of a classic, just let the cool brass sounds wash over you and enjoy.

So good luck with today’s challenge, and let us at Podshambles/Shambletracks know how you get on.

Have a wonderful Thursday.

LOVE,

Zac.

XXXX

[Editor’s note: Paddy is rad lololololol]

Shambletracks: The unmistakble Parsley Sounds of Ease Yourself and Glide

Hi ho, Shamble the Frog here!

Wakka Wakka!

Other catchphrase!

I’m back, and with a whole new bag of Shamble-itis to cough all over you. Get your hyper-Shamblic needles ready, prepare a dose of Pod-ium nitrate, and let Doctor Havelock bend you over and have a good look at what he’s dealing with.

Actually, full disclosure – I’m a bit ill. My face is full of liquid, my arms have stopped working and I’ve found myself driven into an insatiable rage by the blue shells in Mario Kart Wii (we’ve just got ours set up again for some three-player dukin’ with James, who you may remember from previous episodes…)

As a result I’m in need of some serious aural healing. Where best to turn other than the well-perfumed name of Parsley* Sound?

Well they’re not at the tip of everyone’s tongues, admittedly, but they’re bloody wonderful. Loosely described as a ‘psych-pop duo’ from London, Parsley Sound – aka Preston Mead and Danny Sargassa – released their debut album, Parsley Sounds in 2003. It’s a layered, lo-fi, dreamy treat, with hidden samples littered around like little musical nuggets to discover.

Much like some of my other heroes The Avalanches or Lemon Jelly, the twosome have an amazing ear for pairing disparate and warped snippets of other songs, combined with their own instrumental lines and often pitch-shifted vocals. You can hear this at play beautifully in one of their highlights, ‘Twilight Mushroom’, which was the first of theirs I was introduced to via the lovely radio medium of Lauren Laverne and 6Music. A chance encounter on one of her late weekday morning indie-a-thons, and I was hooked – to the point when I had to religiously track down the band in question. I fell in love with the rest of the album and its hushed, fuzzy but ever-so-precise vibe, as heard on another track from the album, ‘Platonic Rate’.

Unfortunately, the guys don’t seem to do much by the way of new music any more. A new LP called Picnic on Mars materialised on Soundcloud almost 10 years after Parsley Sound’s first was released, published without the aid of a label. Their Facebook page is sporadically updated, there’s no website to look at and their only appearances online recently has been on Caribou’s 1000-song playlist entitled ‘a musical history of my life’.

Anyway, Shamblechums, for you today I present the opener to Parsley Sounds, instructively called ‘Ease Yourself and Glide’. If you’re having a day you’d like to get away from, a week from which you’d like a quick sojourn, or just a five minute day-kip, pop it on, ease yourself and, for goodness sake, glide as much as you can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlrXFk6RjDk

Many loves, hugs and other drugs,

Dr Laurence Havelock, MD.

*if any Shamblefans appreciate this video link then let me know, I would like to be your friend.