Oh look – a new one. ‘Podshambles 34: The Quaxon’ is out now!
Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho / It’s off to pod we cast / We’ll keep on shambling all day /long / Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho Heigh-Ho Heigh-Ho.
It’s a real honky-tonk this week in Shambalala as Paddy undergoes rigorous psychological profiling, Laurie unleashes his new theme tune and Flagon uncovers the secrets of the Orville Memorial Duck Sanctuary.
Keep your powder dry and your hats jaunty – this Turpin just got dicked.
You can listen to it on Acast by clicking below, or alternatively you can download it from iTunes by following this link: Podshambles on iTunes!
That’s all from us, so it’s goodbye from us and goodbye from us.
NEW EPISODE KLAXON. It’s all gone a bit fantastical this week at Shambleville U.S.A (Pod-ulation: Cast) as Paddy & Laurie take a weekend away together to – you guessed it – play Dungeons & Dragons.
There will be dogs. There will be hangovers. There will be Two-Handed Bearded Axes of Gnoll-Slaying +1. You better get your D20s out as this podcast is about to get critical.
This also marks the start of us being AS REGULAR AS A BOWEL MOVEMENT/fortnightly wank. We will be releasing an episode every two weeks, with you late Tuesday Night/Early Wednesday. Everything is kicking off.
You can listen to it on Acast by clicking below, or alternatively you can download it from iTunes by following this link: Podshambles on iTunes!
Totally forgot to post this on the website – a new episode is now out! Sound the shamble-horns and alert the village elders – there’s a fangorious pod-beast on the loose and it’s coming right for us.
Under its fleshy jowls this week: Paddy and Laurie put the Twitter phenomenon that is #100HappyDays to task, share some heartwarming tales of childhood vandalism before catching up with Flagon the Dwarf, Barbossa the Pirate King and Oliver, the other one, in another exciting, unplanned episode of CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE.
The iTunes link is: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/podshambles/id626090689?mt=2
OR listen to it below, through the medium of Acast. They’re rad.
Send in your thoughts, suggestions and geese pictures to podshambles@gmail.com
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A rolling pod gathers no shambles, but a shambles in time saves you big money cash sums.
It’s time for another rollicking good time with Paddy and Laurie as they crawl their little butts into another enormous Shamble-cavern. There’s hi-jinks ahoy and jeopardy aplenty as we undertake not one, not two, not four, but yes, that’s right, THREE quizzes that plumb the very depths of man’s soul! And determine which 2003 snooker player we are. Then there’s just about time to swap some choice book recommendations before Paddy slings his hairy arse off to Edinburgh with barely a “toodle-oo” to speak of.
What a guy. What a piece. What a bit. What a shambles.
But this week it has. A little bit. It’s episode 30 of our Podshambling antics and we celebrate by revisiting some old features! Yay! We check in with Number One Fan Mauricio Pochettino and give him some otter-related tips for the new Tottenham stadium, we get some VERY overdue correspondence from a certain courier fish and, oh, what’s that? You want some Choose Your Own Adventure? Well pop this installment in your mouth hole and chew wisely, friend, chew very wisely.
Podshambles: it’s like audio treacle for your ears except less sticky and, if anything, less easy to sneak into a public place.
Cleanliness is next to Podliness, and Podliness is next to Castliness.
The Shambled-Eggs are back again and they sure know how to be served with toast. Genuinely gasp as Laurie brings you into the 21st century, potentially wail as Paddy continues the tale of Flagon the Dwarf in Choose Your Own Adventure, and aggressively jump as maestro Zac Cole returns to the Shamblewaves.
Fluff the pillows, repair the stairs, buy more towels and do not under any circumstances give those towels to the crabs because as we all now know the crabs are angered by fabric. We just about got away with it last time but I think AGAIN might be pushing it.
Sorry for the short notice, brave Shambleers sent from the year 3000, but we are going to be live streamingcoverage of E3 (The Electronic Entertainment Expo) with the wonderful folk at Ginx TVall of tomorrow night!
We’re due to be presenting a segment covering the Sony conference panel, where the Playstation daddios are poised to reveal info about the next Uncharted game, God of War 4 or even the Last Guardian are expected to be teased, flirted and flashed very briefly from behind a dark curtain. It’s on at 4am until 5am on Tuesday morning, which we think you’ll agree is the BEST POSSIBLE TIME TO BE ON.
We’ll also crop up at various other junctures whenever any of the other hosts get too tired or too embroiled in the latest Hello Kitty Online Adventure updates (which are pretty exciting).
You can join us on the live stream at ginx.tv or via Twitch at twitch.tv/ginxtv from 8pm on Monday – we’ll also be tweeting throughout. Let us know if you’re watching!
Pod through the Cast / and you’re to blame / you give Cast / a Pod name. Or something.
After a hiatus the Shambleggs are back with another thing! Expect Laurie undertaking severe psychological profiling, Paddy genuinely losing control over a one-foot magic butler, and to top it all off – a husky sled team.
Hello, brave Shambleers! How fare you?
Oh?
Well I thought she was getting better?
Oh. I see. the tentacles.
No, no, please, send my best! Just don’t mention her…
Yeah, the beak.
Well I’m sure it is de rigeur in Paris but frankly…
OK, OK. Yup. Extra trill. OK. Bye!
We’ve not been back for a while, admittedly, because we’ve been busy working away at the YOOTYOOBZ for a while! We’ve got lots of treats for you, if you’re interested…
First, our series of ‘A Goodnight Shambles’ – quick sessions where we talk utter bollocks and cursorily paying attention to a game – is up, wherein we play Hearthstone. REVEL as we talk about Paddy’s purple nips, among other treats.
Second, we’ve got some choice highlights from the podcast in the form of CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! By popular demand – well, Nigel and his rabid dog down the pub made a passing comment about it so we thought we would. We’ve already made it up to the ADVENTURE TRAIN, with more episodes shortly to follow.
And, finally, our playthrough of SUNLESS SEA continues, with crabs coming out of our arse and Liam Welton, developer at Failbetter Games, keeping us in check. We’ve had a little break but will be returning with more SOON.
That’s all for now, do SUBSCRIBE TO THE YOUTUBE CHANNEL HERE if you feel so generously inclined to do so. Also, do email, tweet or carve messages into your flesh if you a) like what we’re doing b) don’t like what we’re doing c) would like to propose some sort of excellent business plan centered around high duck fashion to us.
Podshambles 27: Betrayal Monkey and Lie Bananas (Live From New York)
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The Podprinces have been Cast away to Shamblerica but golly gee willikers are they bouncing back!
Continue your adventures with Padcoolio and Lauradical as they brave the tundras of New York, covering everything from overzealous flag usage to why three and a half feet of bacon is apparently an appropriate substitute for bread. They’ve only bloody gone and made a YouTube channel too.
