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Podshambles 37: Meat In A Bag In A Pub

Podshambles 37: Meat In A Bag In A Pub is now OUT. Here’s what to expect:

Two pints of Poddingtons and a packet of WorCASTer Sauce crisps please. Thank you. Oh hang on I think you gave me the wrong change. Oh no, my mistake. Thanks.

Christmas is nearly upon us, so it’s about time for Podshambles 37. Those Shamblelfs are getting restless. Laurie finally goes through his ‘NO’ phase, Paddy tackles nudity, and the fruity pair of fruit-bears give us a taste of Shamble Karaoke. Download now for our eleven top tips for staying warm this winter!

All that remains is one question:

WHO IS JOE LEADER?

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A bird in the hand is worth all your fingers,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

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Podshambles 36: Dweebles, We Hardly Knew Ye

Podshambles 36: Dweebles, We Hardly Knew Ye is now OUT. Here is what to expect:

Another Podpun? Sorry mate I can’t be Cast.

The aces are high and the deck is loaded in favour of the Shamblegamblers in this saloon – Podshambles 36 really has it all. The team muse over their latest DnD session, Laurie gets a wet chest, and Paddy discovers both Deliveroo and Pointless on the same day. It will blow your mind.
Tinker with the fusion schematics, recalibrate the advanced targeting module and meet me on the holodeck – we’re taking this sucker down.

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Celebrate good times,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

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Podshambles 35: Finger Of Fudge

Podshambles 35: Finger Of Fudge is now OUT. Here is what to expect:

Poddy (Poddy) / The little man in the red and yellow Cast.

That’s right – we’re now at the point where I’m crowbarring Noddy references into descriptions as there are only so many words that rhyme/half-rhyme with pod, cast, or podcast. The Shambleboots are laced this week as Paddy & Laurie take you on a journey through forgotten James Bond movies, the ever increasing pretentiousness of music genres, and what happens when you shine a torch into a lemur’s eyes. There’s even a generous dollop of Choose Your Own Adventure thrown in for good measure.

Plug in your toasters, steer clear of the bath, and dance like nobody else is dancing i.e. sit down. This is a shambles.

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Enjoy!

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

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Podshambles 34: The Quaxon

Oh look – a new one. ‘Podshambles 34: The Quaxon’ is out now!

Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho / It’s off to pod we cast / We’ll keep on shambling all day /long / Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho Heigh-Ho Heigh-Ho.

It’s a real honky-tonk this week in Shambalala as Paddy undergoes rigorous psychological profiling, Laurie unleashes his new theme tune and Flagon uncovers the secrets of the Orville Memorial Duck Sanctuary.

Keep your powder dry and your hats jaunty – this Turpin just got dicked.

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That’s all from us, so it’s goodbye from us and goodbye from us.

Big love XX

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Podshambles 33: Shambles & Dragons (Live From A Farm)

NEW EPISODE KLAXON. It’s all gone a bit fantastical this week at Shambleville U.S.A (Pod-ulation: Cast) as Paddy & Laurie take a weekend away together to – you guessed it – play Dungeons & Dragons.

There will be dogs. There will be hangovers. There will be Two-Handed Bearded Axes of Gnoll-Slaying +1. You better get your D20s out as this podcast is about to get critical.

This also marks the start of us being AS REGULAR AS A BOWEL MOVEMENT/fortnightly wank. We will be releasing an episode every two weeks, with you late Tuesday Night/Early Wednesday. Everything is kicking off.

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Celebrationenjoy, you Shambles. X

Podshambles 31: I Trust You…With My Wife

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A rolling pod gathers no shambles, but a shambles in time saves you big money cash sums.

It’s time for another rollicking good time with Paddy and Laurie as they crawl their little butts into another enormous Shamble-cavern. There’s hi-jinks ahoy and jeopardy aplenty as we undertake not one, not two, not four, but yes, that’s right, THREE quizzes that plumb the very depths of man’s soul! And determine which 2003 snooker player we are. Then there’s just about time to swap some choice book recommendations before Paddy slings his hairy arse off to Edinburgh with barely a “toodle-oo” to speak of.

What a guy. What a piece. What a bit. What a shambles.

Podshambles 30: Ball Of Otters

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Shambles…shambles never changes.

But this week it has. A little bit. It’s episode 30 of our Podshambling antics and we celebrate by revisiting some old features! Yay! We check in with Number One Fan Mauricio Pochettino and give him some otter-related tips for the new Tottenham stadium, we get some VERY overdue correspondence from a certain courier fish and, oh, what’s that? You want some Choose Your Own Adventure? Well pop this installment in your mouth hole and chew wisely, friend, chew very wisely.

Podshambles: it’s like audio treacle for your ears except less sticky and, if anything, less easy to sneak into a public place.

Podshambles 29: Hold Your Sort Of Horses

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Cleanliness is next to Podliness, and Podliness is next to Castliness.

The Shambled-Eggs are back again and they sure know how to be served with toast. Genuinely gasp as Laurie brings you into the 21st century, potentially wail as Paddy continues the tale of Flagon the Dwarf in Choose Your Own Adventure, and aggressively jump as maestro Zac Cole returns to the Shamblewaves.

Fluff the pillows, repair the stairs, buy more towels and do not under any circumstances give those towels to the crabs because as we all now know the crabs are angered by fabric. We just about got away with it last time but I think AGAIN might be pushing it.

Good evening. This is a shambles.

Podshambles 28: Flapsworth The Butler

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Pod through the Cast / and you’re to blame / you give Cast / a Pod name. Or something.

After a hiatus the Shambleggs are back with another thing! Expect Laurie undertaking severe psychological profiling, Paddy genuinely losing control over a one-foot magic butler, and to top it all off – a husky sled team.

The night is dark and full of butts.

Podshambles is back.

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Hello, brave Shambleers! How fare you?
Oh?
Well I thought she was getting better?
Oh. I see. the tentacles.
No, no, please, send my best! Just don’t mention her…
Yeah, the beak.
Well I’m sure it is de rigeur in Paris but frankly…
OK, OK. Yup. Extra trill. OK. Bye!

We’ve not been back for a while, admittedly, because we’ve been busy working away at the YOOTYOOBZ for a while! We’ve got lots of treats for you, if you’re interested…

First, our series of ‘A Goodnight Shambles’ – quick sessions where we talk utter bollocks and cursorily paying attention to a game – is up, wherein we play Hearthstone. REVEL as we talk about Paddy’s purple nips, among other treats.

Second, we’ve got some choice highlights from the podcast in the form of CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE! By popular demand – well, Nigel and his rabid dog down the pub made a passing comment about it so we thought we would. We’ve already made it up to the ADVENTURE TRAIN, with more episodes shortly to follow.

And, finally, our playthrough of SUNLESS SEA continues, with crabs coming out of our arse and Liam Welton, developer at Failbetter Games, keeping us in check. We’ve had a little break but will be returning with more SOON.

That’s all for now, do SUBSCRIBE TO THE YOUTUBE CHANNEL HERE if you feel so generously inclined to do so. Also, do email, tweet or carve messages into your flesh if you a) like what we’re doing b) don’t like what we’re doing c) would like to propose some sort of excellent business plan centered around high duck fashion to us.

LOVE AND SNOGS
P&L x