Podshambles 45: A Stitch In Time Will Kill You

Podshambles 45: A Stitch In Time Will Kill You is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

Mind your Shamblepockets, as the Castful Podger is on the loose and oh boy does he loves rifling. Yes, it’s an Oliver reference. Deal with it, world.

Paddy makes a life-changing discovery based on a certain American Hip-Hop artist, Laurie delves into the brand new works of a certain Little Wychwell based author, and the bingbongbuddies get a little misty eyed when talking about death. Oh and there’s a gooseboat.

Poach those eggs, pearl that wisdom and run into oncoming traffic – It’s Podshambles 45.

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Stoats & Weasels (armed to the teeth),

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 44: Give Us Frubes

Podshambles 44: Give Us Frubes is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

Arrest those men and place them in Podtective Castody THIS INSTANT.

The two Shamblurais are back this week with a bag full of home cooked goodies. Laurie finally gets to meet Ponyo (the lasagne blacksmith) in Choose Your Own Adventure, Paddy pitches his genetic pug/duck splice, and who would have guessed we’d end up arguing over the value of making aeroplane noises whilst running.

Shuffle awkwardly, shimmy alluringly and waggle like there’s no need for waggling – it’s Podshambles 44.

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Pips & Toodles,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 43: 100% Physical Intensity

Podshambles 43: 100% Physical Intensity is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

Let’s step up to the Podium and broadCast this mess, eh?

The Shambled-Eggs (Paddy & Laurie // egg friends 4 life) bring you this special bulletin (episode 43) and phwowsers it’s a dingaling. In this instalment: Laurie weighs up whether or not goats are our new best friends, Paddy eats six fabs and is continually surprised by horses, and the two cherubic wangers face off against Harkson, Mammond & Clay – three men who are definitely not based on the former cast of Top Gear.

Throw caution to the wind, flail wildly and die inside – it’s Podshambles 43.

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We need to talk about Kevin,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

What’s happening in the next month

Every now and then we like to update you, kind listeners and watchers, on the current status of our Shambleplans. When you’re lucky. And we remember too.

As it happens we’ve got some pretty damn exciting ideas scurrying around our Podbrains for the month of August, and luckily – for you – we remembered that we should tell you about them. So:

The first vital part of our upcoming Shamblemachinations is that Paddy is away for August. The fucker. But don’t worry! You can find him in Edinburgh performing as Jonny and the Baptists his latest rag-time Vaudeville showcase EAT THE POOR almost every day, if you’re there. I saw the previews in London this week and it’s properly excellent – a look at the growing divide in wealth and social strata in our world that made me have a proper think afterwards. Oh, and it’s hilarious in the meantime. You can buy tickets right here if you’d like.

Don’t be upset, though! Stop that wailing and gnashing of teeth, for goodness sake! We’ve got loads of treats for you!

Part two of the plan is that we have TWO PODCASTS READY TO GO KLAXON! Episode 43 will drop at the beginning of next week, while episode 44 is already in the can. We’ll also be recording episode 45 remotely while Paddy’s entertaining the pictish hordes, so that’ll follow soon after. Make sure you are subscribed on iTunes here and keeping your peepers peeled on Acast here to get the new episodes as soon as they’re released.

Part three of our butt-shatteringly brilliant strategy is to unleash some MORE YOUTUBE VIDEOS on your unsuspecting asses right away! First, we’ll be continuing our Twilight Princess playthrough and seeing throug the quest of fair young Dweebles to it’s natural conclusion (loads of rupees, elementally-themed temples and a final boss battle almost certainly with Ganon). We’ll also be starting a NEW SERIES set in Minecraft – yes, that brand new smash hit game Minecraft that people definitely haven’t been playing for the past 10 years. Those will both be up over the next few days – point your browsers at our YouTube channel THIS IS A SHAMBLES right now and SUBSCRIBE to get the latest updates.

Phew. I need a sit down. And a quick waterfowl break. There’s just TOO MUCH CRACKING STUFF.

Here’s the plan again, quickly, in case you forgot:

  1. See Paddy’s show EAT THE POOR
  2. Wildly anticipate not 1, not 4, not 17 but 3 WHOLE PODCAST EPISODES coming soon
  3. Bloody hell mate you want more stuff well why not WAIT FOR SOME NEW YOUTUBE VIDEOS including some MINECRAFT

Have an excellent August and we’ll see you soon.

Love, butts and monkeys,

P&L x

Podshambles 42: Woops! There Go My Genitals

Podshambles 42: Woops! There Go My Genitals is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

Bread and butter Podding please – and don’t hold back on the Castard! Immediate edit: I’m convinced this counts as a pun. C’mon guys it’s been 42 episodes and I have to be honest I am running on empty when it comes to puns that contain rhymes for both Pod and Cast.

The Shambiblical prophets return with word of a podcast. Be prepared for Paddy’s new game ‘Where’s Dad?’, get ready for Laurie/Flagon’s new friend Russo Alicante, and hold onto your butts for the weirdest game of Would You Rather you are likely to hear this week/lifetime/butts.

Lick your fingers, remember your regrets and cry into your casserole – it’s Podshambles.

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Start using the word ‘Dickvalve’,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 41: Idiotic And Asinine (Live From Sweden)

Podshambles 41: Idiotic And Asinine (Live From Sweden) is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

Whack out your fishing Pod and Cast out your Shamblenets because this voyage has just become overtly bountiful.

Correct. Laurie & Paddy are back for Season 3 of the Podcast both previously and currently known as Podshambles. We bring this episode to you LIVE from some kind of Swedish country haven – exciting stuff, right?

Paddy gets drunkenly emotional, Laurie finally talks about his wanger, and the Shamblemen get down to the nitty-gritty reflecting on their Swedish getaway together. Featuring shiny new jingles!

Brace for impact – it’s Podshambles.

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Tits & Explosions,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

We’re on the radio!

It’s finally happened – Paddy and Laurie have been permitted onto the ACTUAL AIRWAVES! We’ve been hosting a show for a few weeks on the mighty Shoreditch Radio, the trendy person’s station of choice, called WHAT’S YOUR PLAN B?, a bi-weekly interview show where we ask hapless guests what they’d do if they didn’t do what they did.

Or – what’s their plan B? You see? It all works in the end.

We cheated a bit with our first episode and got the wonderful, sexy PADDY GERVERS (you may know him from a thing called Podshambles) to tell us about how he was almost a MUSICIAN!

Listen to the first episode below on Mixcloud, or tune in LIVE on Shoreditch Radio every Friday at 12pm.

Podshambles 40: Snake Oil (Season Finale)

Podshambles 40: Snake Oil (Season Finale) is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

The Podifications have been made and the results are simply flabberCasting. That’s right – it’s the end of Podshambles Season 2.

Look at how far we’ve all come – it’s actually rather astounding that we’re still here/not dead. So what better way to celebrate than an ENORMOUS Podshambles Special?

Laurie and Paddy are joined in this Podquest by soon-to-be movie star James Utechin and already-super-rad Zac Cole for a good ol’ fashioned game of Snake Oil.

We really hope you enjoy this extra-fantastic episode. Thank you all so much for your continued support of the podcast and YouTube channel.

Bring your RainbowPhone and start banging your UrgeDrum. Once more unto the breach my friends – it’s Podshambles 40.

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Aren’t friends brilliant?

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie & James & Zac XXXX

Podshambles 39: Big Wang Theory

Have a Podspoon of Castor oil and get involved – the Agents of Shamble are back from their travels and have a brand new dollop of ear fun for you.

Paddy had a run in with some of his heroes, Laurie had a roast, and we discover why 41 is the new 27.

Stock up on supplies, raise the drawbridge and brace yourself for impact. It sounds confusing because it is – it’s Podshambles.

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Happy Valentines and so on – hooray.

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 38: Of Love And Tetanus (Christmas Special)

T’was the night before Shambles, when all through the Pod, not a creature was Casting, not even a Shambles.

Except they were – the creatures that is. Laurie and Paddy. They were casting. Podcasting. Podshambles.

Anyway.

IT’S CHRISTMAS and so here is a special extended Podshambles just for you. Paddy questions whether or not the ham has gone off, Laurie surprises everyone with the introduction of his new character ‘Good Will’, and the Shamblecubs embark on a festive adventure through Victorian London to find the perfect goose.

Pull up your stockings, peel a clementine, and stop touching Blitzen – This is a Shamchristblesmas.

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Merry Christmas and to all a good fruitbear.

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX