The writings of The Shambles.
Oh look – a new one. ‘Podshambles 34: The Quaxon’ is out now! Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho / It’s off to pod we cast / We’ll keep on shambling all day /long / Heigh-Ho, Heigh-Ho Heigh-Ho Heigh-Ho. It’s a real honky-tonk this week in Shambalala as Paddy undergoes rigorous psychological profiling, Laurie unleashes his new theme tune […]
NEW EPISODE KLAXON. It’s all gone a bit fantastical this week at Shambleville U.S.A (Pod-ulation: Cast) as Paddy & Laurie take a weekend away together to – you guessed it – play Dungeons & Dragons. There will be dogs. There will be hangovers. There will be Two-Handed Bearded Axes of Gnoll-Slaying +1. You better get […]
Totally forgot to post this on the website – a new episode is now out! Sound the shamble-horns and alert the village elders – there’s a fangorious pod-beast on the loose and it’s coming right for us. Under its fleshy jowls this week: Paddy and Laurie put the Twitter phenomenon that is #100HappyDays to task, share […]
Sorry for the short notice, brave Shambleers sent from the year 3000, but we are going to be live streaming coverage of E3 (The Electronic Entertainment Expo) with the wonderful folk at Ginx TV all of tomorrow night! We’re due to be presenting a segment covering the Sony conference panel, where the Playstation daddios are poised to reveal info about […]
Hello, brave Shambleers! How fare you? Oh? Well I thought she was getting better? Oh. I see. the tentacles. No, no, please, send my best! Just don’t mention her… Yeah, the beak. Well I’m sure it is de rigeur in Paris but frankly… OK, OK. Yup. Extra trill. OK. Bye! We’ve not been back for […]
Well ahoy, avast, and away we go, Shamble Cadets! Welcome to the good ship ‘YouTube Videos’! Yeah, can you actually believe it? We’ve actually gone and made a bona fide video with a video game in and us talking over the top and keeping vaguely on topic! Wowee! Our first outing is with the fantastic […]
Hello everybody. It’s been a while. I know I usually say that in jest because it generally hasn’t been a while, but today I mean it. I very rarely mean things, or do I? We may never know. So as you may have gathered from smatterings of tweets, facebook posts and Laurie’s tear-jerking (genuinely) LCD Soundsystem […]
Hello, hello, do come in! Sit yourself down! Fancy a drink? For God’s sake, though, don’t mention arses in front of Tony. You know how he gets, with the piles cushions, his chart of the ‘gliterarsi’, the soft, velour touch of his fingers as they waft over your shapely cheeks… I’m already a-quiver, Dorothy, just […]
Good day Sirs and Madams (?) – I trust the winter has not been too harsh on the crop yield? The Viscount sent word of troubles in the north, I do so hope young Timothy recovers from consumption before too long! BUT ENOUGH ABOUT ME. Hello all – Paddy again. I’m just so predictable. I can’t […]
Hello, and as ever, hurrah. Today I have a challenge for you all, one that will test your mettle to its very limit and reveal your true nature – you will be forced to look into your soul and, with wide eyed acceptance, confront who you really are. That’s right guys, Shambletracks just got heavy. […]