Shambletracks: Hannah Lou Clark

So, not content with me having to write for my job – and most of my free time – Paddy decided that we should embark on a daily series about our favourite tunes of the moment.

Brilliant.

Thanks Paddy.

It’s entirely your fault if I start drifting into talking about the latest investor sentiment forecasts or, vice versa, if geese and Led Zeppelin start appearing in my work stuff.

ANYWAY – this is called Shambletracks, this is post number two, and it’s my turn.

Today, we’re chatting all kinds of shit about Hannah Lou Clark, a cracker of a songwriter who hails from our own green, Clarkson-ridden shores. She might be known to you in her previous form, Foe, all brightly-coloured wigs, heavy guitars and who I was a bit mixed about seeing at Kendall Calling 2012 (for many of us, the most seminal gig ever – who could forget the Lancashire Hotpot’s Sunday evening barnstormer, eh? EH?)

She’s back around today in an entirely more appealing guise. Paddy and I both have a soft spot for grungey, guitar-lead melancholo-rock (hey look at me, making up words like a real music journalist), especially if topped off by some gorgeous female vocals. HLC (to her friends) is exactly that – her lyrics are simple but evocative, her voice fragile but powered-up and meaty when it matters (that’s the name of mine and Paddy’s burlesque double-act, by the way) (POWERED UP and MEATY WHEN IT MATTERS present BIG HOT DOG ON CAMPUS, A CHILDREN’S TALE).

My favourite track from her three-track EP – Kids in Heat – is a boozy, faded love song, the slurred flirting from the end of a drunken summer evening, all sweet and savage at once. The lyrics are obsessive and tender – ‘let me wipe away your tears/lick the salt from your skin’ – while an open-tuned guitar layers over a washy backdrop. It’s got some elements of the best Smashing Pumpkins creep-o ballads, the dreamiest Warpaint jams and topped up with a pinch of Big Deal.

You can buy the EP online right ‘ere on Bandcamp, as a record or an MP3 (or a FLAC, if you’re a wanker) and she’s doing some tour dates around the country. I can’t bloody wait to see her, and neither should you.

Songshambles? Shambletracks? It is what it is. I think.

Greetings The Shambles (I’m trying to actually use that now – we agreed on it like a year ago and then forgot. We are all The Shambles. Like a mass of disorganised, beautiful mess).

Now this is something I’ve been meaning to do for a while. I know we sporadically release episodes, blog posts and even wildly off-topic content in a manner that can only really be described as ‘havocly’ (spellchecker says this is not a word – it has now been added to my dictionary so in a way I’ve rewritten…history?) but I really want to do something regular and reliable for you guys. Some day this will be episodes and a youtube channel, I hope, but until such a time comes this will have to do. Think of this as a trial period of us adhering to some kind of schedule.

So WHAT IT IS is this – a song. Every day (every day? Yeah sure why not). And it’s not going to be something we’ve written (it might sometimes but that isn’t really the point – plus my job is writing songs and it takes ages, I spent a month co-writing a song-a-day two years ago and it almost ended me).

We’ve hinted at our music taste before on the podcast, and we sometimes tweet about it or whatever it is you kids are doing these days with your iPads and casual sex, but this is about our actual tastes and why.

Every day one of us will post a song (most likely a youtube link) that is either excellent or awful or weird or exciting or hugely depressing or enormously invigorating or…well basically anything. It will be a song that we have listened to that day and feels right to post about and share it with you guys. Maybe you’ll find a new band you love, or a new artist you hate, but either way it’s something we can all do together – and that’s going to be fucking lovely. I even want you guys to get involved and suggest things, or perhaps more importantly decide on a name for whatever this is. I have suggested Songshambles or Shambletracks, but that is primarily because I’m a rare combination of stubborn, lazy and impressionable.

So here we go.

It only seems right to start with one of my favourite songs of all time. It’s called ‘If You’d Seen A Battlefield‘ and it’s by Youthmovies. Expect to hear a fair bit of Youthmovies, as they are one of those bands that totally changed me. The album IYSAB is from is called Good Nature, and it is genuinely exceptional. I went to the final ever Youthmovies show on March 27th 2010 in Oxford and I cried. I cried like a wuss at an onion farm. I really hope you like it.

It’s not going well and it’s not going badly – It’s just going‘. Absolutely perfect.

Until next time,

Paddy XX

Podshambles 25: Bananas For Bananas (Christmas Special)

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Crack open the Christmas Podt (that’s Port, as in the drink) and tap the Cast of Ale (like Cask, as in a Cask of Ale – these jokes just get better and better) and tuck in to a very Shambolic Christmas. Paddy will inevitably explain the inner workings of an Indonesian Gamelan, Laurie will undoubtably regale you will the details of his new sitcom ‘Happy Go Clucky’, and the waifish strays will finally settle the big arguments.

It is time to choose.

Are you BanFlak? Or are you VanChocBo?

Podshambles 24: Falcon Vendetta

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The Shamblecars are Podracing again in Cast And Curious 6: This Time It Is Cars Again. Will our star-crossed lovers keep their cool? We certainly hope so.

It’s a tight corner as Laurie introduces classic character Mike Po-Host, a swift chicane as Paddy relives his childhood broadcast Radio Smile and a cataclysmic collision as special guest Falcon Vendetta bursts onto the scene in a blaze of platinum-record glory. It just got real. Way too real. Really real.

Podshambles 23: Hallowangover

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The Podghosts arise from their Castgraves to wiggle their Shamblebums to funky funky beat. That is correct – it is Halloween. And Paddy is very, very hungover.

Even as I write this I am not yet fully recovered. I mean seriously. This is the longest and worst hangover I have ever had. Anyway…

LISTEN as Laurie talks beards, GASP as Paddy struggles to explain toasters, and COMBUST as the Shamblerangers recreate the Halloween Specials of Friends and Thomas the Tank Engine. There were some massive sound issues that were entirely my own fault because I’m a danglewangle – my apologies, I think I managed to sort most of them though.

Lock the doors, Clancy. Close the windows, Miranda. Pipe down, Jeff. Reimburse me for those trousers, Samantha.

It’s about to get dreadful. Again.

It’s like Podshambles Season One but again and different.

Wowsers.

Season Two (of Podshambles (the podcast we do (we being Laurie and I (I being Paddy (you guys probably already know this))))) is now underway-underway (as opposed to simply underway) and the parentheses are quite simply out of our control.

We released Podshambles 22: Meet The Klumps the other night and it was only then I googled it and realised the film may not in fact be called Meet The Klumps. Sources differ, of course, but it normally comes up as The Nutty Professor II: The Klumps. Turns out the first one (The Nutty Professor) is a remake of the 1963 hit film ‘The Nutty Professor‘ starring Jerry Lewis and co-written with Bill Richmond.

Nail-biting stuff. Truly.

Anyways here I sit with a massive list of stuff on the Shambleagenda. The Shambleagenda is basically a notebook with a space invader on the front cover, and it contains all of the things we eventually wish to achieve when we have the time. Is that time now? We hope so. Everything is just so fucking busy. We have kids to support you see (this is a lie) and there’s only so many winters Tunk and Bungy (our fictional children) can make it through without chorizo on the table and wine in their glasses (also our fake children love cured meat and alcohol – apparently). Just so you guys know the score, you know?

I sincerely hope you’re enjoying the new stuff. As you can tell we’ve redone the editing a bit, sorted out some of the jingles and got some better sound equipment. This does sort of fill me with hope, as although it has taken us about 18 months to get to this point we now have far more time to play about with Podshambles and plan the rest of This Is A Shambles (that’s going to be the collective name for everything we do and everything this becomes). We now have thousands of listeners, more ideas than is useful, and a degree of whatever the podcast equivalent of street cred is. I feel we’ve said cool stuff is on the horizon a million and one times, and each time we say it with more confidence. This is nothing but a good thing. Cool stuff is on the horizon.

Oh wow I’ve just remembered it’s the new season of The Walking Dead tonight. That is going to be fucking excellent.

Anyway, we’re going to try and be far more in touch with you guys as of now. I know most of us speak on Twitter and Facebook and whatnot and hoohah and bimbam, but it’s rare for Loz and I to maintain any kind of true consistency on those platforms. We’ll try harder, because at the end of the day we love you guys and you make this podcast what it is. I mean in all honestly it’s a fucking Shambles, but that’s awesome and makes us smile. We wanna hear what you guys want. We’ve had a lot of suggestions to do a youtube channel with gaming videos and this is something we’re following up. As we speak I am buying a bunch of screen-capture software and a ton of games we want to play and record for you guys. We may start with Minecraft, which I know is a path much trodden, but fuck it. I’ve never played it before. I want to learn how. Laurie has played it before. Laurie desperately doesn’t want to have to teach me. IT’S A PLATINUM IDEA CLEARLY.

But yeah. We’ll move on to doing some more stuff after that. I really want us to try some radio slots and maybe organise some kind of annual Shambleholders Meeting. I think that would be cool. Also I think we need more cannons.

Moving away from that and more into the shit I normally talk about, I just finished reading The Road by Cormac McCarthy and it’s stunning. Read it. That and Norwegian Wood by Haruki Murakami. Which is also a bloody treat.

I should really stop writing now as I still have a shit-ton of work to do, but there you have it – a post.

A post to remember. A post to forget.

A post in the darkness and a post in the light.

A post to rule all other posts, as the glistening autumn moon casts it’s influence over us like ripples in a mug of old tap water.

Exceptional.

Oh and also I got bitten by a duck the other day (can things with beaks…bite? Or is there another word for it when they don’t have teeth? Like nipped or tweaked or something? I’ll check it out guys – don’t worry) and it was one of the happiest moments of my life. I also found my hat, which I know sounds like a very minor detail, but I have been distraught. This hat has been with me through thick and thin with it’s gentle woollen grace and I’ve missed it dearly. It was under a pile of pieces of paper, onto which I had written ‘OMG DON’T MOVE THESE PAPERS’ so I didn’t think to look there. I also have no idea why I would write that on what is effectively 290 sheets of blank A4 paper sat inconveniently on the floor in the middle of my room. Sometimes I am a dick.

We love you, all the best, be sure to buy more feathers.

Paddy & Laurie XXXXX

 

Podshambles 22: Meet The Klumps

Look at his stupid rabbit head.
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Just like our fathers, our Podfathers and their Castfathers before them, Laurie and Paddy wrangle their way into another Shamblexpedition to the undiscovered lands. Paddy explores his dark past and his traumatic memories of battery advertising, Laurie well and truly meets the Klumps, and the hip-hop-double-act of some renown reveal what REALLY happened on the Ionian Island of Zakynthos. Ready your bayonets and open your hats – this yacht just went rogue.

Season 2 Launch!

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Podshambles Season 2 has just begun! After the Ball FM saga, Podshambles 21: The Five Bears has hit the ground running. And the launch party is happening…

AND YOU ARE INVITED! DETAILS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

EVENT: Podshambles Season 2 Launch Party.

WHO: Everybody is invited.

WHERE: Our flat.

WHEN: Now (00:31 on 17/09/2017) until about 6 minutes time (00.37 on 17/09/2017).

WHY: Launch Event for the new season of Podshambles.

HOW: Drinking and revelry.

WHICH: All of them.

WHENCE: Indeed.

WHETHER: Or not.

WEATHER: Looking good/dark.

WHITHER: Bill Withers.

HENCEFORTH: Predictably.

FORTHWITH: Exactly.

HENCE: Forth.

WHOM: Everybody is invited (again – we’re just reminding you).

WHOSE: We (Paddy & Laurie).

DID: Yes we did.

WILL: And will continue to.

DO: Fine we will do it.

CAN: Yes we probably can.

WITH: You.

So there you bloody have it. Arrive now please. Or don’t. Actually don’t we are tired and comfortable.

Enjoy Season 2. We love you.

Podshambles.

Pangolin.

Podshambles 21: The Five Bears

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The Fairy Podparents have well and truly Cast a naughty/nice Shamblespell and unleashed total and uninhibited chaos upon the land of Crumpton. Season 2 bollocks off in style, with such hard-hitting nodules as wizarding pastimes, Paddy’s Big Ball World Cup Ball Adventure Segment, and a whole host of totally original and definitely not hastily thrown together characters. Who ISN’T ready to meet Jean Voyage? HEY?

Ball FM – In The Ball Of The Mountain King

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The Final Broadcast. The End is Nigh. Goodnight.

Yours faithfully,

Radio Ball.

–  Where Balls really do come true.