Podshambles 56: The Dane Bane

Welcome to the Shamblerace. Wanna go Caster? Jump on my Hot Pod. Then we can win the race and save the community centre or something equally underdoggish.

THIS TIME: After another unintentional hiatus – Podshambles returns with even more fleek (am I using that right?). Paddy has discovered Gilmore Girls and it’s quite literally thrown his life into disarray, Laurie is unimpressed with Faraway Phil, and the under-appreciated duo finally take aim at those that deserve it most – Brewdog.

Is Laurie a conspiracy theorist? Will Paddy manage to launch whatsthecommotion-suntanlotion.com? Are you going to leave us reviews?

The answers to all these questions are contained within – it’s Podshambles 56.

Click here to listen on Acast, or just listen using the thumbnail below!

Alternatively you can click here to download on iTunes/subscribe/check out the back catalog/fall into the sky as time potentially passes you by.

Keep one eye on your tuckus, and another on your rump.

P&L XX

 

Podshambles 55: My Dad Kills Boys

“How do you like your Pod in the morning? I like mine with a Cast. Shambled or fried? I’m satisfied as long as I get my Cast.”

THIS TIME: Crow Boy is back. When did he leave? Who is he? Never you mind, he’s back and that’s all that matters. Laurie disapproves of Dave Grohl’s Catholicism, Paddy faces a morale quandary with a naughty sexwizard, and the pair of Shamblepiglets are pitted against each other in brand new section ‘Character Assassination’.

Is Laurie lying about janitors? Is Paddy really just Crow Boy? Will you review us on iTunes? Find out – deep inside Podshambles.

#PaddyPodAss // #LozzPodAss

Click here to listen on Acast, or just listen using the thumbnail below!

Alternatively you can click here to download on iTunes/subscribe/check out the back catalog/ballerina on the coffee table cock in hand.

Never stop foraging, brave foragers.

P&L XX

 

Podshambles 47: The Small Council

Podshambles 47: The Small Council is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

The Shamblexam results are back from the Poderators. Congratulations – you Cast. Now you can finally follow your dreams and become a qualified cannon instructor.

What happens in this episode? WELL LET ME TELL YOU. Laurie manages to read Glamour magazine for a surprisingly long time, Paddy is faced with his last day on Earth, Laurie then considers moving to Berlin and Paddy decides that most of his important memories are just about Babe: Pig In The City. Also featuring a guest appearance from everyone’s favourite miniature government – The Small Council.

Pour yourself a Guinness, then poison it, then give it Awful Peter – it’s Podshambles 47.

Click here to listen on Acast, or just listen using the thumbnail below!

Alternatively you can click here to download on iTunes/subscribe/check out the back catalog/the loneliest people in the whole wide world are the ones you’re never going to see again.

Celebration enjoy,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 46: Weasel Wiggle

Podshambles 46: Weasel Wiggle is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

Pod guys always finish Cast in the Shamblerace of Life. From now until the end of days – we accept our fate.

This time in glorified audio-mess world: Paddy recalls the true meaning of Bonfire Night, Laurie is awkward at parties and the pair of hapless dreamers discuss who will win the dystopian future tech war. Will it be Frenguins? Or will it be BroBots? You decide (you don’t get to decide).

Pry open your coffins, set fire to the rain and snuggle into your nests – it’s Podshambles 46.

Click here to listen on Acast, or just listen using the thumbnail below!

Alternatively you can click here to download on iTunes/subscribe/check out the back catalog/Heaven is a place on Earth.

This is definitely not a trap,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 42: Woops! There Go My Genitals

Podshambles 42: Woops! There Go My Genitals is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

Bread and butter Podding please – and don’t hold back on the Castard! Immediate edit: I’m convinced this counts as a pun. C’mon guys it’s been 42 episodes and I have to be honest I am running on empty when it comes to puns that contain rhymes for both Pod and Cast.

The Shambiblical prophets return with word of a podcast. Be prepared for Paddy’s new game ‘Where’s Dad?’, get ready for Laurie/Flagon’s new friend Russo Alicante, and hold onto your butts for the weirdest game of Would You Rather you are likely to hear this week/lifetime/butts.

Lick your fingers, remember your regrets and cry into your casserole – it’s Podshambles.

Click here to listen on Acast, or just listen using the thumbnail below!

Alternatively you can click here to download on iTunes/subscribe/check out the back catalog/when we rock the mic we rock the mic right.

Start using the word ‘Dickvalve’,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 41: Idiotic And Asinine (Live From Sweden)

Podshambles 41: Idiotic And Asinine (Live From Sweden) is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

Whack out your fishing Pod and Cast out your Shamblenets because this voyage has just become overtly bountiful.

Correct. Laurie & Paddy are back for Season 3 of the Podcast both previously and currently known as Podshambles. We bring this episode to you LIVE from some kind of Swedish country haven – exciting stuff, right?

Paddy gets drunkenly emotional, Laurie finally talks about his wanger, and the Shamblemen get down to the nitty-gritty reflecting on their Swedish getaway together. Featuring shiny new jingles!

Brace for impact – it’s Podshambles.

Click here to listen on Acast, or just listen using the thumbnail below!

Alternatively you can click here to download on iTunes/subscribe/check out the back catalog/you told the drunks I knew karate.

Tits & Explosions,

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX

Podshambles 40: Snake Oil (Season Finale)

Podshambles 40: Snake Oil (Season Finale) is now OUT! Here’s what to expect:

The Podifications have been made and the results are simply flabberCasting. That’s right – it’s the end of Podshambles Season 2.

Look at how far we’ve all come – it’s actually rather astounding that we’re still here/not dead. So what better way to celebrate than an ENORMOUS Podshambles Special?

Laurie and Paddy are joined in this Podquest by soon-to-be movie star James Utechin and already-super-rad Zac Cole for a good ol’ fashioned game of Snake Oil.

We really hope you enjoy this extra-fantastic episode. Thank you all so much for your continued support of the podcast and YouTube channel.

Bring your RainbowPhone and start banging your UrgeDrum. Once more unto the breach my friends – it’s Podshambles 40.

Click here to listen on Acast, or just listen using the thumbnail below!

Alternatively you can click here to download on iTunes/subscribe/check out the back catalog/my lovely lady lumps.

Aren’t friends brilliant?

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie & James & Zac XXXX

Podshambles 39: Big Wang Theory

Have a Podspoon of Castor oil and get involved – the Agents of Shamble are back from their travels and have a brand new dollop of ear fun for you.

Paddy had a run in with some of his heroes, Laurie had a roast, and we discover why 41 is the new 27.

Stock up on supplies, raise the drawbridge and brace yourself for impact. It sounds confusing because it is – it’s Podshambles.

Click here to listen on Acast, or just listen using the thumbnail below!

Alternatively you can click here to download on iTunes/subscribe/check out the back catalog/I believe in a thing called love.

Happy Valentines and so on – hooray.

Big love,

Paddy & Laurie XX